Sometimes I get the feeling that people are uncomfortable with a quadriplegic who is acting just a little too happy. What he fuck is he so smiley about, stupid dipshit must enjoy being a cripple. You’re supposed to stay in a constant state of angry dissatisfaction, or else that's a clear sign that you’re not trying hard enough to un-cripple yourself. I heard that if you ever show your disability any signs of happiness, it might start to get the idea that you actually like being in a wheelchair. By the way, I know a guy who was paralyzed for five years until one day he fell in a pool, and wouldn’t you know it, that bastard started swimming. It’s all in your state of mind, you know. Problem is, unless you’re in a constant state of dissatisfied yearning, your spinal cord has no chance of ever repairing the broken spot. In fact, research has shown that spinal cord tissue thrives on negative emotions, emotions which bombard the broken part with subatomic negatively charged protoplasm. Without this critical element, the damaged spinal cord gets complacent and forces the body to figure out other ways of getting shit done. That’s where it all goes to hell. Don’t ever bother learning any alternative ways of doing things because that too will be a sign that you’ve given up on life and secretly like having complete strangers wipe your ass. So wipe that smile off your face, cripple, your making everybody uncomfortable!
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